A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
“My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I’m still in my pyjamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?”
Husband answers, “Because he’s thinking of getting married”
Vocabulary Help
- best buddy – melhor amigo
- bother – incomodar
- bring (bring, brought, brought) – trazer
- dinner – jantar
- dishes – pratos
- friend – amigo
- hair – cabelo
- listen in – ouvir
- makeup – maquiagem
- mess – bagunça
- scream – gritar
- still – ainda
- unannounced – sem avisar
- Why the hell did you bring him home? – Porque diabos você o trouxe para casa?
- wife – esposa