A man called up a bible believing church and the church secretary answered the call. The man on the other end of the line said,
— I’d like to speak to the head hog.
The secretary replied,
— That wasn’t a very nice thing to say about our beloved minister, Rev. Jones.
Again the man replied,
— I’d like to speak to the head hog, because I’m going to donate £75,000.00 to the church.
She replied,
— Hold on a moment, I think the big fat pig just walked in.
Vocabulary Help
- answer – responder
- believe – acreditar
- call up – telefonar
- church – igreja
- fat – gordo
- head hog – porcalhão chefe
- pig – porco
- reply – responder
- speak (speak, spoke, spoken) – falar, conversar
- walk in – entrar
