Textos e Piadas em Inglês

The Five Secrets To A Great Relationship

  1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.
  2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.
  3. It is important to find a man who is dependable, respectful and doesn’t lie.
  4. It is important to find a man who’s good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.
  5. It is important that these four men never meet.

Vocabulary Help

  • find (find, found, found) – encontrar
  • work around the house – cuida da casa
  • cook – cozinhar
  • clean – fazer a limpeza
  • make you laugh – te faz rir
  • dependable – confiável
  • lie – mentir
  • never meet – nunca se encontrem