Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish! Enjoy! 🙂
10. Read less.
9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.
8. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
7. Watch more TV. I’ve been missing some good stuff.
6. Procrastinate more.
5. Drink. Drink some more.
4. Start being superstitious.
3. Spend more time at work.
2. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
and last but not least…
1. Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!
Vocabulary Help
- sick – doente
- year after year – ano após ano
- and yet – e ainda assim
- keep (keep, kept, kept) – manter
- actually – realmente, de fato
- accomplish – conseguir
- gain weight – engordar
- 30 pounds – 15 quilos
- waste of time – perda de tempo
- watch – assistir
- miss – perder
- good stuff – coisas boas
- drink (drink, drank, drunk) – beber
- start – começar
- spend (spend, spent, spent) – gastar, passar
- bring (bring, brought, brought) – trazer
- lunch – almoço
- eat out – comer fora
- last but not least – último mas não menos importante
- take up – começar algo
- smoke – fumar