Patient: “Doctor, do you think that I will live until I’m a hundred?”
Doctor: “Do you smoke or drink?”
Patient: “No.”
Doctor: “Do you drive fast cars, gamble, or play around with women?”
Patient: “Certainly not!”
Doctor: “Then what do you want to live to a hundred for?”
Vocabulary Help
- drink – beber
- drive (drive, drove, driven) – dirigir
- fast cars – carros velozes
- gamble – jogar
- live until I’m a hundred – viver até os cem anos
- live – viver
- play around with women – se envolver com mulheres
- smoke – fumar
- think (think, thought, thought) – pensar