No more elephants
Q: What looks like an elephant and flies?
A: A flying elephant.
Q: How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
A: Grapes are purple.
Q: What’s the difference between an elephant and grass?
A: They’re both green, except the elephant.
Q: How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant if you’re color blind?
A: Dance on it for awhile. If you don’t get any wine, it’s an elephant.
Q: What did Hannibal say when he saw elephants coming over the hill?
A: “Look, there’s elephants coming over the hill.”
Q: What did he say when he saw elephants with sunglasses on, coming over the hill?
A: Nothing, he didn’t recognize them.
Q: What did Hannibal say when he saw giraffes with sunglasses on coming over the hill?
A: “Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!”
Vocabulary Help
- look like – parecer
- fly – voar (também pode significar mosca)
- grapes – uvas
- purple – vermelha, roxo
- grass – grama
- both – ambos
- color blind – daltônico
- awhile – por um certo tempo
- saw (see, saw, seen) – ver
- hill – colina
- sunglasses – óculos de sol
- fool – enganar
- disguise – disfarce