“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.”
“What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn’t go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking fancy meal!”
“I know all that.”
“Then why did you invite a friend for supper?”
“Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.”
Vocabulary Help
- honey – querida (docinho)
- husband – marido
- wife – esposa
- supper – jantar
- crazy – louco
- mess – bagunça
- dish – prato
- dirty – sujo
- fancy meal – refeição caprichada
- fool – idiota
- getting married – casar
