Q: What is the difference between an elephant and a mailbox?
A: You don’t know? I’ll never give you a letter to post!
Q: What is the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?
A: You can’t make a paper airplane out of an elephant.
Q: What is more difficult than getting an elephant into the back seat of your car?
A: Getting two elephants into the back seat of your car!
Q: What is more difficult than getting 2 elephants in the back seat of your car?
A: Getting a pregnant elephant in the back seat of your car!
Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun.
Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?
A: No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him until he turns blue, and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
Vocabulary Help
- mailbox – caixa postal, caixa para colocar cartas
- give (give, gave, given) – dar
- back seat – banco traseiro
- pregnant – gravida
- shoot – matar com tiros
- strangle – estrangular
- turns blue – ficar azul