The Chuck Norris Facts

1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
3. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
4. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.
5. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
6. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
7. Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Vocabulary Help

• actual spelling – a forma real de se escrever
• already – já
• be (be, was, been) – estar
• Boogeyman – bicho papão
• can – pode
• change – mudar
• check – verificar
• closet – armário
• create – criar
• cry – chorar
• cure – curar
• fail – falhar
• go (go, went, gone) – ir
• Great Wall of China – Muralha da China
• have (have, had, had) – ter
• keep out – manter afastado, fora
• life – vida
• miserably – miseravelmente
• misspell a word – errar uma palavra
• money – dinheiro
• never – nunca
• only – apenas
• seconds away from death – a poucos segundos da morte
• see (see, saw, seen) – ver
• sign – sinal
• simply – simplesmente
• sleep (sleep, slept, slept) – dormir
• spell check – verificador ortográfico
• tear – lrima
• that’s why – por isto que
• there – lá
• too bad – pena que, ruim que