An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, “I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?”
The husband replies, “First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!”
Vocabulary Help
- church – igreja
- elderly couple – casal de idosos
- first off – primeiramente
- hearing aid – aparelho de audição
- husband – marido
- lean over – inclinar-se em direção a alguém
- replace – substitua
- reply – responder
- silent fart – peido silencioso
- whisper – sussurrar
- wife – esposa