The first Catholic man tells his friends:
“My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second Catholic man chirps: “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
The third Catholic man says:
“My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.”
The fourth Catholic man then says:
“My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well….”, she proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24″ stomach and 34” hips. When she walks into a room, people say: “Oh My God.”
Vocabulary Help
- bishop – bispo
- breast – seio
- cardinal – cardeal
- daughter – filha
- hip – quadril
- Oh My God – Oh Meu Deus
- people – pessoas
- priest – padre
- proudly – orgulhosamente
- reply – responder
- say – dizer
- slim – magra
- son – filho
- subtle – sutil
- tall – alta
- walk – andar, caminhar
- woman – mulher