An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house and, after eating; the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.

The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one says: “Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.”

The other man says: “What’s the name of the restaurant?”

The first man knits his brow in obvious concentration, and finally says to his companion: “Aahh, what is the name of that red flower you give to someone you love?”

The friend replies: “A carnation?”

“No, no. The other one,” the man says.

His friend offers another suggestion: “The poppy?”

“Nahhhh,” growls the man. You know – the one that is red and has thorns.”

His friend says: “Do you mean a rose?”

“Yes! Thank you!” the first man says. He then turns toward the kitchen and yells: “Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?”

Vocabulary Help

  • after – depois
  • carnation – cravo
  • companion – companheiro
  • couple – casal, dupla
  • dinner – jantar
  • eat (eat, ate, eaten) – comer
  • elderly couple – casal idoso
  • flower – flor
  • go (go, went, gone) – ir
  • great – fantástico, fabuloso
  • growl – rosnar
  • knits his brow – franzir a testa
  • poppy – papoula
  • say (say, said, said) – dizer
  • talk – falar
  • thorns – espinhos
  • turns toward – se virar em direção a
  • wife (wives) – esposa (esposas)
  • yell – gritar