Textos e Piadas em Inglês

If we are to achieve results never before accomplished, we must expect to employ methods never before attempted. Francis Bacon

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a New Year gift… The next year, I

My wife and I were watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed. I turned to

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. “I’ll have the rump

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a