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A 75 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man

Your most valuable asset in learning is a positive attitude. Bobbi DePorter, Quantum Learning Vocabulary Help valuable – valioso asset

A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl

Three mothers are sitting on a park bench in Miami Beach talking about how much their sons love them. Sadie

No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other bastards die