Textos e Piadas em Inglês

No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other bastards die

Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all

A woman was confronted by a genius and asked to make three wishes but any wish made, her husband receives

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